Ow

Yeah, so roller derby training is officially harder than I thought it would be. Holy crap you don't understand... we did core and plyometrics training yesterday right, and last night I dreamed the country was under nuclear attack, but because I had superpowers, I jumped up into the sky and stopped a missile with my stomach. Come to find out I only had these totally lame ghetto superpowers, though, because it really FELT like a nuclear missile was going off in my stomach! And of course just then I woke up and discovered I was trying to roll onto my side... do you believe that? And I can't even talk to you about legs right now. Just go look up "sumo squats" and chill on that page for about 30 minutes; yeah, welcome to my life yesterday, thankyouverymuch. Ugh, I hate this initial "beating all the suck out of yourself so you don't get your ass kicked" part of training... hurry up, phase two!